Joe WellmaninSlackjawA Typical Workday In Chicago, Imagined By A Republican PoliticianWhat life is like inside the country’s only hellhole·4 min read·Jul 18, 2022--4--4
Joe WellmaninSlackjawPossible Reasons “She’s 13” Is Trending On Twitter (And Their Likelihoods)It’s anyone’s guess at this point·2 min read·Jan 28, 2022----
Joe WellmaninSlackjawFreelance Writing Job Posts Clearly Written By My MotherThere’s no love like a mother’s love for expressing disappointment.·3 min read·Jan 9, 2022--3--3
Joe WellmaninSlackjawThe Domino’s Pizza Tracker When Your Order Becomes The Catalyst For An Employee UprisingYour pizza is set to arrive when the staff’s grievances have been addressed!·3 min read·Sep 11, 2021--4--4
Joe WellmaninSlackjawHow I Made My Six FiguresAn inspiring journey filled with failure, discovery, and exactly six figures.·3 min read·Jul 10, 2021----
Joe WellmaninSlackjawKids Ask About Their Millennial Grandparents’ ScarsHorror stories from the Great Obsession with Crocs.·3 min read·Mar 30, 2021----
Joe WellmaninSlackjawThe Brainstorm That Led To Nike’s “Just Do It”A tagline? For shoes? Easy. Let’s do it.·2 min read·Feb 1, 2021--4--4
Joe WellmaninSlackjawSorry, Sweetheart, It’s A Pirate’s Life For YouYo-ho-ho, and a bottle of you’ll do as your told.·3 min read·Nov 22, 2020----
Joe WellmaninSlackjawPossible Reasons “She’s 12” Is Trending On Twitter (And Their Likelihoods)No matter which it is, it will probably upset or disappoint you in some way.·2 min read·Sep 24, 2020--3--3
